Dissertation: "Permutacioun of Thynges: Altered Ethnicity and Fabricated or Omitted Genealogy in Troilus and Criseyde"

Dog: Libra, German Shepherd, 3.5

Non-paying occupations: Classicist, Medievalist, Crusader for the Sub-Middle Classes

Paying Occupations: English Teacher, Math Teacher, Webmistress, Writer of Notes on Paradise Lost